Hilary has been our babysitter since she was 13. My wife and I came home one night and I smelled marijuana… just a trace of it, under a ton of air freshener… in the living room. My wife was pretty drunk, so I got her undressed and into bed. Then Hilary and I had a serious talk in my living room.
Of course she denied everything at first, until I found a pretty nice sized baggy of the stuff in her adorable My Little Pony purse.
I made her smoke a joint while I videotaped it. I show that videotape to anyone, and she can kiss college goodbye. In the meantime, I have my own private fuckdoll.